If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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