Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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