is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.