Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.