none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
You dont lie about slip and slides
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis