Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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