After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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