What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize