he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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