Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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