I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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