My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
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turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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