I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
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his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
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You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
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