I got chris browned last night
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
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I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....