Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

I got chris browned last night

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house

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(609): View more from New Jersey

no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.

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(310): View more from California

You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected

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(419): View more from Ohio

The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it

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(269): View more from Michigan

I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito

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(432): View more from Texas

I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....

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