Pants 0. Shit 1.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I believe in your delicious
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating