No awkward lesbian experiences without me
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
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I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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