i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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