it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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