Got a toothbrush?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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