her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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