If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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