I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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