I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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