Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Is it because I queefed?
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It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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