with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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