Your tits are I can't wait for
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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