I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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