and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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