Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Houston, we have a squirter
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I had to cum in my sink.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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