what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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