Do you still have your period?
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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