Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
last night I used snow as a chaser
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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