i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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