brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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