I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
