Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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