Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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