what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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