fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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