What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I have demons in me.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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