so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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