I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
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