Welp...herpes.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
