he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
