i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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