Her vagina should come with caution tape.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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