Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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