Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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