I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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