But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My ATM looks so different sober.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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