I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank