hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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