No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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what are you doing with your life
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
