Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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