Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
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Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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