How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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