no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
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She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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