I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
you made out with another girl for some wings
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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