remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
