doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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