I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
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Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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