Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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