i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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